Ryan Danger Sims does jokes and stuff. He is currently working on a script that will change the face of televised entertainment, make ladies swoon and cause grown men to cry real tears. Or maybe it'll just be really funny.

Ryan is a graduate of UC Santa Barbara, where he earned a degree in Art Studio with an emphasis in Film & Digital Production. Ryan is known for his creative comedic style and his ability to write bios about himself in the third person.


Quarterfinalist, Nicholl Fellowships in Screenwriting Competition

Recently selected to submit monologue to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Created a social media parody account that went viral

Added to "eclectic" driver's license collection

Won Chicago Tribuneís Tweet of the Week joke writing contest for the 3rd time

Created a series of invaluable commemorative plates