Ryan Danger Sims does jokes and stuff. He's currently working on an original comedy pilot that will change the face of televised entertainment, make ladies swoon, and cause grown men to cry real tears. Or maybe it'll just be really funny.

Ryan also performs stand up in the Los Angeles area, writes for his blog More Rants than Raves, and is a frequent contributor to prominent online publications (Twitter and Instagram). Ryan is known for his creative comedic style and his ability to write bios about himself in the third person.

Contact Ryan at ryan@simsemail.com

P.S. Ryan also makes art (but isn't a pretentious dick about it).