Ryan Danger Sims does jokes and stuff. He is currently working on a script that will change the face of televised entertainment, make ladies swoon and cause grown men to cry real tears. Or maybe it'll just be really funny.

Ryan is known for his creative comedic style and his ability to write bios about himself in the third person. Here are some of his recent accomplishments:

Quarterfinalist, 2019 Nicholl Fellowships in Screenwriting Competition



Selected to submit monologue to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert



Created a Twitter parody account that went viral and made international news



Added to crazy driver's license collection



Won Chicago Tribune’s “Tweet of the Week” contest for the 3rd time



Created a series of invaluable commemorative plates